Wednesday, November 26, 2008

The Super Amazing Productivity Tool

Here's a little Holiday Fun . . . and a reminder that you need to make changes if you want to have changes in your life.

The Super Amazing Productivity Tool

:-)

6 comments:

  1. Here's another gift: http://wipeelist.com

    lovely little to-do list site

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  2. Hey, Karl!
    You've written an amazingly brilliant copy. :)
    BTW,
    if you're a productivity tool expert, take a look at this one and let me know what you think.

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  3. Bradley5:05 PM

    This is the funniest thing I've seen all week. And what makes it even FUNNIER, is that it's so true!

    True story...

    About 10 years ago, I was flat broke. So broke that I could only afford the essentials: rent, food, water, electricity. I was forced to sell my television and cancel cable.

    An amazing thing happened. My productivity doubled. My quality of life skyrocketed - even without increasing my income.

    Now, a decade later, I'm making six figures, own my own business, and have the family I had always dreamed of. I honestly believe I owe it all to getting rid of my television.

    These days, I watch about 3 hours of television a week. Sometimes I don't watch any - I can take it or leave it, and my life is richer for it.

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  4. Hey Karl,
    I cracked up when I saw this.. I have never laughed so hard in my life. and as Bradley said its so true, that's what makes it so good..

    I went to the store today and bought a different type of productivity tool (it was cheaper than yours, and times are tough.. :-) Now I just have to figure out how to pick up all the pieces after smashing the TV to bits)

    - Chris Timm

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  5. Karl,

    I am a bit confused. As you know, I signed up for your partner program so that I could provide my customers with The Super Amazing Productivity Tool. I have got to say, it's as good as you claim it is. But I have one problem (read on).

    Your marketing materials and collateral were wonderful. I sent them to a direct mail list of 500 cold prospects and actually got a 10% response rate! I was floored.

    Once I get to my customer's home, I am not really sure what's wrong, and the materials provided in your partner startup kit are anything but clear on the actual sales call.

    I figured the best way to prove the value of your amazingly devised product would be to show it to the customer. I usually insist on demonstrating how it works. About this time, the customer abruptly kicks me out. I have even had the police called several times.

    They just don't understand.

    Please help me, Karl! I want so desperately to succeed, but I don't get why my customers end up so furious with me once they see how well your product works!

    HELP!

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  6. oh yeah... travis AT rezitech DOT com

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